{"id":2134,"date":"2010-11-09T16:49:18","date_gmt":"2010-11-09T23:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coolkarma.com\/dharma\/?p=2134"},"modified":"2010-11-09T18:17:21","modified_gmt":"2010-11-10T01:17:21","slug":"customer-service-5-pizza-delivery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/?p=2134","title":{"rendered":"Customer Service #5 &#8211; Pizza Delivery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"600\" height=\"475\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/hT7YarDF5Bw?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0&amp;hd=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>At my house when we say or do something a bit down current of mainstream morals we often say &#8220;put money in the therapy jar&#8221; &#8212; a reference that our kids will most certainly need therapy when they grow up so we should start saving now!\u00a0 I believe laughter in the moment is indeed the best therapy there is, so when the pizza delivery staff was down right rude to me on the phone the other night I knew it would be an <a href=\"http:\/\/xtranormal.com\" target=\"_blank\">xtranormal<\/a> therapy project for me.\u00a0 Sure I could have written a letter to the owner, emptied my wallet and paid full price, or just called another run-for-your-money-delivery-place &#8230; but the satisfaction of a satire just seems more (ful)filling.\u00a0 Sorry kids we are having left overs AGAIN!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At my house when we say or do something a bit down current of mainstream<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[58,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-customer-service","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2134"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2139,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2134\/revisions\/2139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}