{"id":5025,"date":"2019-08-26T07:16:51","date_gmt":"2019-08-26T14:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/?p=5025"},"modified":"2021-05-31T14:49:33","modified_gmt":"2021-05-31T21:49:33","slug":"no-ones-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/?p=5025","title":{"rendered":"No One&#8217;s Business"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"641\" src=\"http:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-4-1024x641.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5026\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-4.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-4-300x188.png 300w, https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-4-768x481.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\n\nThe picture is blurry because I was in the kitchen looking through the window across the far end of the pool when I noticed Cali on the bottom step grooming. Next time I looked up she was a step higher still entranced in licking her foot. It became quite the time-lapse meme all on it&#8217;s own.\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The picture is blurry because I was in the kitchen looking through the window across<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5026,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[6,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","category-talking-paws"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/image-4.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5025"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5028,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5025\/revisions\/5028"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}