{"id":5964,"date":"2024-08-17T15:24:09","date_gmt":"2024-08-17T22:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/?p=5964"},"modified":"2024-08-17T15:24:11","modified_gmt":"2024-08-17T22:24:11","slug":"get-well-soon-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/?p=5964","title":{"rendered":"Get Well Soon &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So the way the story goes &#8230; my daughter was messaging a fellow Zebra who mentioned she had picked up a bug. Typing quickly she wrote some version of I HOPE YOU GET WELL SOON.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As a fellow chronically ill friend, she remembers Nooooo we don&#8217;t want to say that instead we want to say .. I hope it PASSES soon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So she backspaced and corrected her note to PASSES SOON. And pressed SEND.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Only <a><\/a>after the fact realizing that she did not in fact backspace enough to remove the word YOU from her heart felt sentiment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes, she just sent her under the weather friend a message that said<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;I hope you passes soon.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/GetWellMessage.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"585\" src=\"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/GetWellMessage-1024x585.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5965\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/GetWellMessage-1024x585.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/GetWellMessage-300x171.png 300w, https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/GetWellMessage-768x439.png 768w, https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/GetWellMessage-330x190.png 330w, https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/GetWellMessage-1536x878.png 1536w, https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/GetWellMessage.png 1792w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the way the story goes &#8230; my daughter was messaging a fellow Zebra who<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5965,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/GetWellMessage.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5964"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5966,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5964\/revisions\/5966"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}