{"id":75,"date":"2008-04-28T16:23:57","date_gmt":"2008-04-28T23:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coolkarma.com\/dharma\/?p=75"},"modified":"2009-04-05T13:49:01","modified_gmt":"2009-04-05T20:49:01","slug":"wiggle-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"Wiggle Room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-76\" title=\"Wiggle room 1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coolkarma.com\/dharma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/wiggleroom1.jpg\" alt=\"Wiggle room 1\" width=\"295\" height=\"222\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #8a2be2;\"><strong>Can I sleep on your tail?\u00a0 The floor is cold and you have the only sun spot in the room?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-78\" title=\"wiggleroom21\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coolkarma.com\/dharma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/wiggleroom21.jpg\" alt=\"wiggleroom21\" width=\"295\" height=\"222\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #008000;\">Ya know pal, this isn&#8217;t really working for me my foot is falling asleep.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-79\" title=\"wiggleroom3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coolkarma.com\/dharma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/wiggleroom3.jpg\" alt=\"wiggleroom3\" width=\"295\" height=\"222\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #813bb7;\">Ok, what if I twisted around like this?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-80\" title=\"wiggleroom4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coolkarma.com\/dharma\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/wiggleroom4.jpg\" alt=\"wiggleroom4\" width=\"295\" height=\"222\" \/><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><em>As long as I can rest my head.\u00a0 Thanks.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can I sleep on your tail?\u00a0 The floor is cold and you have the only<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[30,29],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-talking-paws","tag-funny","tag-hairless-dog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":507,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions\/507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.karmabytes.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}